write her book .well here goes.In a sleepy Devon village there is a house that the locals call Victoria farm, but to others it is known as Sheenie Towers. The
head of the household goes by the name of Joanna with her handsome husband by her side and the hound of the towers not far away,she calls to all to join the
group called the sheenies, they come come from near and far to join this group and now have over 2 thousand members. they are a crafty bunch and soon hand over
their hard earned cash to this lady whos leads the group.in return they get gifts that come from all over the world.when will this madness stop!
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Shall we help Joanna
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Posts: 1720 (17/04/2008 10:31:41) |
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Posts: 29930 (17/04/2008 10:34:22) Administrator |
This sounds like some sort of cult lol
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Posts: 4132 (17/04/2008 10:38:43) |
The head of the Sheenies, Ms Joanna is currently under investigation. To the outside world, the Sheenie Forum is like all other forums where people get
together to chat and craft, but underneath, it would appear more sinister - could it be a cult? The reason for this is becuase 99.9% of the forum/cult members
pay her lots and lots of hard earned cash.
Ms Joanna has recently left the safety of Sheenie Towers, apparently on some "writing course". However, on closer investigation it would appear that her passport has gone and she was last seen driving round the sleepy roads in her Mini Convertible shouting Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Tilda............. |
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Posts: 1720 (17/04/2008 10:40:11) |
like it Paul
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Posts: 5821 (17/04/2008 11:32:42) |
........Due to her interest in flowers, her horticultral knowledge has her followers mesmerised.
When not shouting "Tilda,Tilda !" in the windswept, sometimes snowy -with the odd sunny period- country lanes of rustic Devon; she has been known to Doodle in hidden corners of the sately Sheenie Towers. She is also been investigated by the SS (Sheenie Spotters) a group of even more crafty wannabe's (of the lesser spotted variety-famous for their sales on EBay). This undecover covern is secretly trying to find her formular for award winning in the Crafty Creations and Forum Guild (registered as I W-Isle of White Instigators). Unknown to her the Sheenies have been plotting to expose her other talents to the Stage scene, yay even the deparvities of Hollywood!!!! They have invited VIP's like Stickles Speilberg and Sakura aka "The Japanese Screw Punch" for music scores and stunts respectively!................... |
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Posts: 3370 (17/04/2008 11:47:53) |
Ooooh! An underground coven! Does this mean Wellie is Joanna's familiar?
 I've always said there was magic in Joanna's fingers, now the secret is out.
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Posts: 622 (17/04/2008 12:02:26) |
She has been seen on the small screen many times - but not live for a little while - re-runs of her appearances have the 'Sheenies' tuning in in their
droves - what is this strange influence she has over them ........
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Posts: 13 (17/04/2008 13:28:54) |
while in hiding Joanna had time to think. maybe a change of name would help so she became known as the TEMPTRESS she soon spun her web.they went in by the
hundreds things were flying off the shelfs and people were shouting i want it give it to me . will they ever be seen again
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Posts: 992 (17/04/2008 13:41:53) |
But a few weeks ago the dear Joanna let slip a lovely picture of things to come ,this was spotted by the aged miss oldbee in her latest undercover opperation.
So sheenies from around the world are starting to hunt down the van, that will be delivering the latest flying saucer, that no doubt will be flying off the
shelves even befor it's had time to settle.
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Posts: 6278 (17/04/2008 13:53:26) |
Some of this Coven were known to fly around on Dysons and gather on a cold step for parties. These parties were renowned for their hilarity, bottles of
"falling down water" and pancakes!
On Friday evenings they could be found attempting to answer a lot of questions set by one of the Coven - it is believed this is part of an ongoing cure to ensure the members of the Coven do not get "old-timers" (alzheimer's) disease. .............................. I think basically all Joanna has to do is copy and paste various threads on this forum and she would have a best seller! and obviously with everything ongoing she would have plenty of sequels. 
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Posts: 6956 (17/04/2008 14:55:20) |
Sheenie Towers surely has all the elements of a Gothic novel: 1. Setting in a castle. Victoria Farm's alter ego 'Sheenie Towers' certainly sounds like a castle! 2. An atmosphere of mystery and suspense. These are always in abundance and usually relate to Joanna's next secret CD Rom project. 3. An ancient prophecy or legend. Maybe Welly could be persuaded to masquerade as the dreaded beast of Dartmoor? 4. Omens, portents, visions. Joanna plans a visit to a huge trade fair in the USA and Richard has a disturbing vision about lots of cash being spent on new craft goodies for the online store and many hours toiling away on the computer updating stock. 5. Supernatural or otherwise inexplicable events. Hordes of magical Tiny Swedish fairy folk arrive in Newton Abbott and immediately start to fly off one by one until they have all disappeared. 6. High, even overwrought emotion. Characters are often overcome by anger, sorrow, surprise, and especially, terror, suffer from raw nerves and a feeling of impending doom. Crying and emotional speeches are frequent. Breathlessness and panic are common. Usually follows news that Tilda and Flora Doodles are out of stock. 7. Women in distress. A Sheenie (usually me!) has stuck a topper on upside down, lost their decoupage snips, mislaid a particular stamp they need for a card NOW and the other 499 in their collection just will not do! 8. Women threatened by a powerful, impulsive, tyrannical male.
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Posts: 1783 (17/04/2008 18:21:41) |
Sounds more like an episode of the Simpsons ladies.
Hugs Marion W |
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Posts: 5284 (17/04/2008 18:24:31) |
just love it thank you for the laugh
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Posts: 5821 (17/04/2008 19:32:17) |
We could probably do a collective narrative, like that game we played at school.
We could all have our paragraph as the tale unfolds and just leave Joanna to do the ending? EuniceX |
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Posts: 5680 (17/04/2008 19:35:41) |
But Ms Joanna's secret was about to be discovered.................. she was found speaking in quiet tones to a Giraffe in her loft. The Giraffe, a cuddly
chap by the name of Lofty, was being trained to ensure that whenever some poor, unsuspecting soul ventured into her shop, their basket was filled with items
that they didn't pick up. Ms Joanna's Giraffe whispering became the talk of the village and her handsome husband, Richard, became very concerned that
people were starting to look at him strangely.
He began to consider buying her a dyson so that she could travel further from the village in the dead of night and cover up her strange conversations with Lofty but decided that the dyson wasn't big enough to carry Lofty pillion. Folk would just have to talk about the strange goings on at Sheenie Towers........ after all, they couldn't prove anything. Could they? |
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Posts: 5821 (17/04/2008 19:49:11) |
Some of the wiser Sheenie, called Beasnanie Wax and Mastermind Jacqui {of the hat} were intrigued by the large numbers of items appearing in their baskets when
shopping . They decided to call an Emergency Forum gathering to discuss their collective dilema.
Who could be trusted to get inside Sheenie Towers and return without being colour washed or even more painful; stapled, embossed and die cut! Who could they choose for this hazardous task???????? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????? |
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Posts: 1032 (17/04/2008 20:24:09) |
Out of the shadows appeared a tall figure. Dressed in a DJ he was every inch our hero. There was a hush as he entered the room and said
"The name's Church, Paul Church. Agent 00 00 Licenced to Embellish"
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Posts: 1043 (17/04/2008 20:36:24) |
The leading lady in our story travels far and wide to seek ideas and treasures for her followers. She is often seen sneeking around stalls at craft fairs, in
airports travelling to countries far and wide across the globe and in country lanes in and around her abode, has even been seen on the small screen walking the
same walk.
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Posts: 5680 (17/04/2008 20:42:23) |
Paul said he worked for H2O and would think of a cunning plan to infiltrate the sanctity of Ms Joanna's crafting room itself - he figured the all the
secret documents and information would be in the one room where lesser crafters would fear to tread....................
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Posts: 5821 (17/04/2008 21:18:38) |
Paul decided he needed a girl friday to assist in the soooooooooo very dangerous mission.
After many days and nights with the xpress file, he came upon the ideal worldly person. "Of course!" He exclaimed breathing heavily on his numb fingers having forgotten to remove them from the exploding box. " my learned companion could only could only be .............. PG TIPS CAROL..........she packs a mean bookatrix"..........................
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Posts: 5821 (17/04/2008 21:21:44) |
Paul decided he needed a girl friday to assist in the soooooooooo very dangerous mission.
After many days and nights with the xpress file, he came upon the ideal worldly person. "Of course!" He exclaimed breathing heavily on his numb fingers having forgotten to remove them from the exploding box. " my learned companion could only could only be .............. PG TIPS CAROL..........she packs a mean bookatrix".......................... |
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