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A blind cowboy is at a bar. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with
a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a
professional wrestler.

'Now, seriously think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No......not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'