ok well since my super husband is making the bacon rolls and mini sausage bits to go with the turkey (he's lovely in case any of you hadn't realised) I've cleared the utensil drawer ..

2 butter curlers (one bent) ... one zester with blocked holes, 3 grapefruit (curved ) knives, one rusty ice cream scoop - three odd forks that I really can;t remember ever having, lots of plastic medicine spoons, those fondue forks (most of which were bent) one grater with a broken handle, and 2 huge chopping knives that are blunt as goodness knows what (might be good for scaring a burglar tho

all in the bin and I still have goodness what weirdo things I thought I better keep as I might remember what they're for! and should I keep the turkey baster that looks like it was designed for artificial insemination - and the whisk I never have got to work ... mm and there's those free bendy palette knives that came free with a magazine - they could go too

there aren't I organised!