Alex here! Back in the land of the living. Just for the record, while I was waiting for computer time, I spring cleaned the kitchen, watched 2 x John Wayne movies, washed the car (twice) and built a patio!! I even thought of kidnapping our dog Jack and holding him to ransom but he wouldn't stay awake long enough for me to explain his part in the plot! Anyway, all things considered, including my recent attack of GBH, the hordes of irate Sheenies and my desire for peace and tranquility, I'm taking direct action immediately. I'm off to PC World. After all, I can always take the laptop into the shed when needs be! Jan's won, I hope she's happy now!

Alex (aka Mr Jan)