I do the slightly jazzed- up bluesy version of John Anderson my Jo - The verse

'When you want to have me John,
See that you hold me tight,
When you begin to kiss me
See that you grip me fast
See that you grip me fast John
Until that I cry 00000000000000hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

I usually pause there, and take a puff of someones cig


my daughter was sooo embarrassed about that

rofl