Sorry Richard but that sucks.................

You can't beat a real tree - the bigger the better. The smell is amazing and the pleasure (in my case pain as well due to allergy to pine) of decorating it.......... false does not make a REAL Christmas. I would have the hugest tree possible if I had the room - sadly I don't so we have a naff fibre optic "thing" about 3' high on a table - hate it but it's better than nothing! I'm totally with Joanna on this one - sorry hun!

C xx