I saw wet footprints on my floor
The led right to my freezer

and as I peeped around the door
I saw this
big white geezer.
The freezer door was open wide
In fear I thought I'd scream
and then he turned and tried to hide
my big tub of ice cream!
He shot past me, like an icy blast
and went back to his place
then scoffed the whole tub !%!$% fast
with a big grin on his face!!