Oooo Tina it's just a matter of knowing incident to start with!! lol

There was the time my daughter shouted at someone for crossing the road, before the 'green man' had lit up. She was only 3 at the time!

There was time I was bitten on the left breast by a llama at a local childrens petting farm. I had to walk round for the rest of the afternoon, with a large slimy wet patch on my t-shirt in a very compromising position.

There was the time my trousers split at a wedding, just as we sat down at the reception.

Shall I go on..... ??

lol