I was in a really posh shopping mall in Rhyadh (Saudi Arabia) when I felt this awful slippiy feeling and I realized that the elastic in my undies had snapped, yep down they slipped, I stepped out of them and in one swift movement picked up said item and hid it in the pocket of my skirt!!!! Luckly enough for me I had to wear the Abaya the long black cloak affair worn by all ladies when out in public, and as it was floor lenght I was able to be discreet, not that my friend didnt let me know she realized what had happened she about had an accident herself with laughing!

My eldest son embarressed me dreadfully when he was about 2 years old, I had told him I was going to have a new baby brother or sister for him thats why I had a big tummy, he promptly asked in a very loud voice when we saw a rather chubby friend of mine " Is Sheila having a baby as well?"

He again embarrassed me on a bus full of airmen, I was on the bus to go to the base to do some shopping when my middle son who was a tiny baby at the time set up crying for a feed, before I could get the bottle out of the bag up pipes big brother with " Mommy John wants a booby" (I breast fed John!!!) I just want the bus to stop so I could get off, as about 15 airmen tried (a) not to look and (b) not to laugh!! My so called friend thought that this was hystericaly funny! 35 years later whenever we get together and start to play 'remember when' she brings this up and still laughs like a drain!! lol