This is one of those "you had to be there moments!". I went to Brighton with some of the ladies dart team I used to play in, and we stayed at the Butlins (or Pontins) hotel. We had to park the car flippin' miles away, and had to walk up a hill with all our luggage, and have to say, I was chuffed as my case had wheels and a strap to pull it. Anyway, we were all laughing at something or other when we got into the lift, but before I could pull my case in the door closed, with me still hanging onto the strap, and up we went. One of the girls tried to stop the lift the others including me were in hysterics, and we just kept going up and down for about 5 minutes, hearing the "clunk" as the case either hit the ceiling or fell on the floor. That wasn't bad enough, but one of the ladies wet herself, she had laughed so much!When we got back down and the door opened, there was a crowd of people standing watching, all in fits!
MY MOST embarrassing moment, was when I was having or supposed to be having my first baby, and they put a thingy inside me to measure his head, I was in agony, told the Doctor to "go away, and not politely" (I don't swear) and then promptly peed all over his hand! I wanted the bed to open up and swallow me, and he was the first one to come see me after I'd had a caesarean and I just couldn't look him in the face when I apologised.
he laughed, but I was so embarrassed I could have died! I don't think I've ever told another soul that in my life!image