There was a man who was absolutely obsessed by tractors to the point that it cost him his marriage and family. He decided that he needed to get treatment for it so he checked into a clinic in the city - where he wouldn't see any tractors and stayed there for 6 months until he had got them well and truly out of his system.
Oh his return home he went out for a meal with friends to celebrate his recovery. During the meal something fell down the chimney of the restaurant covering the meals and the diners in soot. The restaurant manager was distraught - how could he possibly clean it all up, replace the meals and generally rescue the situation? The man however got up from his seat and went around the room with his lips pursed, sucking up all the dust, skirting boards, dado rails, chairs, meals, customers, waiters - everything. He got the whole place sparkling clean again. The manager was very impressed and said "Wow - how did you do that?" "Oh it was nothing" said the man .................












I am an Ex tractor fan.