One in Royal David's City:

Once in Stokeinteignhead, Devon
Lived a crafter, Sheen by name
She made her shop with wobbly shelves
And her pets are all well trained!
Lofty shoves things with his hoof
Hoot drop things, from up in the roof.

Messy hops from shelf to shelf
Whiskers twitching with delight
Fills your basket full of stamps
Taught "they don't leave empy, right?"
And on guard of course is Welly
While Joanna sits - and watches telly.

C xx