saturday went out ..for me..didnt get pink promarker tho..lol..spent too much time up other end of town and was too tired to go to shop then. anyway i went in our only public lift in a shop and ..well..its best to take your lunch and any medication you may need for the day as this lift can be rather slow ..and it gets confused ..so if someone up top calls it and your going down it drags you back up to them.
sunday..little son rings..needed help..the holiday camp they were at was flooded..the laundy room closed. they didnt want to hand in 3 sets of wet bedding...he had a client there who has problems. so it was call mum....sigh. had to get them washed and dried..he bought them round tea time....they were leaving camp next morning...but i got it done...just.
monday....had to go back into town....the postman is having a fit...he had parcels for Tim, had to leave twice with a neighbour...he said '' shes never out !! and twice now shes not there !!'' lol.sorted the shanks out on my eyeballs as id been given wrong ones...got looking at a cool material shop so once again didnt get down to the promarker shop...lol.

it was his girlfriends birthday last week...err i didnt know. so...jammed hubby under bed to find my emergency gift stash ...found something nice so that was ok. now i had 2 things to do but hubby was cutting grass..''why dont you go get your mother..she wants to see our ' done up' garden and seeing as i cut grass.....'' i knew it was a bad idea ....i made it worse by getting her first....now you cannot just pick her up...you have to see this and that and if you havent got down to the breeze blocks holding the house up then you cannot get out. wizzed then to post office...delivered a huge amount of parcels for Tim..then to morrisons...NO HIPPO'S 
i dragged this male assistant to sweet shelves '' wher are the kinder happy hippo's?..i have 20 mins to make a cake''

i dragged this male assistant to sweet shelves '' wher are the kinder happy hippo's?..i have 20 mins to make a cake''lost mother, found mother..she was having a meeting with a scotch pie so i told her to take her time ..i was going to tesco and to wait for me out side door.
tesco.....no hippo's either, saw my husband tho..chillaxing...looking like he was happy in the security of knowing he had got what he had gone out for. i passed him..didnt stop and screamed in his face '' i have ten mins to find hippos, get mum, get home and decorate..(.i had given up by then of baking one so bought one, ) a cake



phoned son..told him..hes like '' really? your joking..no hippo's?'' ...me...'' yeah im joking im loving every min of this ''
was told to get the bars of choc instead. while sat in traffic jam i was going mad by then....should i drive far far away and leave my family??? err..no as i was stuck in a traffic jam. ok...can one get arrested for decorating a cake on the passenger seat while driving a car ??...i was honestly thinking of this idea seriously as i was out of the traffic jam and whizzing over a bridge !! i am NOT joking, i remember no drink driving, no mobiles ect...but no where did it say 'no cake decorating'. 

no...i didnt...even tho every sheenie on here would think that i would 

got mum from morrisons...ooh errr...shes looking like the world had run out of the radio and tv times magazine.
she hadnt heard a word i had sent so thought id forgotten her and gone home...didnt even know id gone to tesco. im steaming fire out of every hole in my body by now so aint got time for explaining...i grab her shopping and as she was putting trolley back i turned car and started rolling off....well it made her hurry up ..waving and tottering after my car...





home..mum...''ooh garden..look''
me..''get in..help me ..cake ..now''
tim runs down stairs..''whats occuring?''
3 people decorating cake..well mum was just eating stuff and digging my knife into my worktop, tim doing a bit of maths working out a pattern of choc bars..me cussing as there was no goo on side of cake so i had to wet spread it down with a knife.
SORTED 







wednesday...
.....my late dads birthday..i will try and keep it short now
......buy bird sand for tims model making...after finially getting out house due to very bad tummy..
, give hubby lift, go get mum and dexter dog, go to grave yard...cut grass ect ect. i can SMELL home sweet home...but theres a garden centre inbetween...mum wants to order summat for someone....so....i sat in car....a ciggarette and what seems like an hour of listening to the dog moaning in his cage later she comes back...mind she got me a gift
....a sign which says '' sallys garden'' umm..but would i see garden again?
.....my late dads birthday..i will try and keep it short now
......buy bird sand for tims model making...after finially getting out house due to very bad tummy..
, give hubby lift, go get mum and dexter dog, go to grave yard...cut grass ect ect. i can SMELL home sweet home...but theres a garden centre inbetween...mum wants to order summat for someone....so....i sat in car....a ciggarette and what seems like an hour of listening to the dog moaning in his cage later she comes back...mind she got me a gift
....a sign which says '' sallys garden'' umm..but would i see garden again?then she wanted a kitchen roll...but not from the co op we were near...the one past the school run and lolly pop men and mummys who parked just anywhere. well you will be proud of me here...i said no !

i said due to a hot dog in the back and me wanting a wee and the fact we were passing her road !!! we should get back first....that worked..she got settled and didnt wanna go back out again.
today....stayed in bed this morn..mobile rang..mother..i need a card made today..
me said...'' buy one''.
i hate happy hippo's. xx


