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> >> My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He
> >> asked me how old I was, and I told him, '62.'
> >> He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, 'Did you start at 1?'
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> >> After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old
> >> slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard
> >> the children getting more and more noisy, her patience grew thin.
> >> At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room,
> >> putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she
> >> heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, 'Who was THAT?'
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> >> A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood
> >> was like: 'We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a
> >> tyre; it hung from a tree in our garden. We rode our pony. We picked
> >> wild raspberries in the woods.' The little girl was wide-eyed, taking
> >> this in. At last she said, 'I wish I'd got to know you sooner!'
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> >> My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, 'Grandma, do you know how
> >> you and God are alike?' I mentally polished my halo while I asked,'No,
> >> how are we alike?' 'You're both old,' he replied.
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> >> A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word
> >> processor. She told him she was writing a story. 'What's it about?' he
> >> asked. 'I don't know,' she replied. 'I can't read.'
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> >> I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colours so I
> >> decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what colour it
> >> was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for
> >> me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, 'Grandma,
> >> I think you should try to work out some of these yourself!'
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> >> When my grandson asked me how old I was, I replied, 'I'm not
> >> sure.' 'Look in your underwear, Grandma,' he advised. 'Mine says I'm four
> >> to six.'
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> >> A little girl came home from school and said to her grandmother,
> >> 'Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.' The
> >> grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
> >> 'That's interesting,' she said, 'How do you make babies?' 'It's simple,'
> >> replied the girl. 'You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es''
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> >> Children's Logic: 'Give me a sentence about a public servant,' said a
> >> teacher. The small boy wrote: 'The fireman came down the ladder
> >> pregnant.' The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. 'Don't you know what
> >> pregnant means?' she asked. 'Of course I do' said the young boy confidently. 'It
> >> means carrying a child.'
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> >> A nursery school teacher was delivering a carful of children home
> >> one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
> >> fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's
> >> duties. They use him to keep crowds back,' said one youngster. 'No, said
> >> another, 'he's just for good luck.' A third child brought the argument to
> >> a close. 'They use the dogs', she said firmly, 'to find the fire
> >> hydrant.'


