The centipede
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.
After some discussion he finally bought a
centipede, which
came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to
the bar for a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to
Frank's place with me and have a beer?
But there was no answer from his new Pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again,
'How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?'
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his
face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?
A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard
you the first time.......
I'm putting my shoes on!' 
and
The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. You walk pasta da bakery.
2... You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
apols if you've heard them before !!
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Win


