HYMN No.365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With
great emphasis he said, 'If I had
all the beer in
The world, I'd take it and pour it
into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he
said, 'And if I
had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and
Pour it into the
river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the
world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The hymn-leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our
closing hymn, let us sing
Hymn
No.365,
Smile, life is too short not to !!


