I did not mean to offend people seriously here,
if you wish for me to remove them this time
please do say.
They are just out of enjoyment and fun
Sorry, i didn't mean to offend people.
ox Ally xo
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.


