" Don´t worry if it doesn´t work right,
if everything did, you´d be out of a job"
" He was so narrow minded he could see
through a keywhole with both eyes"
"Today is the tomorrow, you worried about yesterday"
"Don´t take life too seriously - you´ll
never get out of it alive"
"Your conscience never stops you from doing anything,
It just stops you from enjoying it"
" If you have a difficult task,
give it to a lazy person - they will find an
easier way to do it"
"All true wisdom is
found on T-shirts"
" If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON,
how do they make TEFLON, stick
to the pan???"
" If you´re in a vehicle, going the
speed of light, what happens when you
turn on the head lights???"
"You know that little indestructable black box
that is used on planes...why can´t they make the
whole plane out of the same substance???"
"If all employees in a company are supposed to
think in the same direction,
why do you need more than one employee???"
" Why do people long for eternal life,
when they don´t even know
what to do, on a rainy sunday afternoon"
"The probability of someone watching you,
is proportional to the stupidity of your action"
"Tomorrow will be canceled,
due to lack of interest"
"It´s lucky you are going so slowly,
because you´re going in the
wrong direction"
" Why do they put Braille dots on
the keypad of ATM´s?"
Evaxx
if everything did, you´d be out of a job"
" He was so narrow minded he could see
through a keywhole with both eyes"
"Today is the tomorrow, you worried about yesterday"
"Don´t take life too seriously - you´ll
never get out of it alive"
"Your conscience never stops you from doing anything,
It just stops you from enjoying it"
" If you have a difficult task,
give it to a lazy person - they will find an
easier way to do it"
"All true wisdom is
found on T-shirts"
" If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON,
how do they make TEFLON, stick
to the pan???"
" If you´re in a vehicle, going the
speed of light, what happens when you
turn on the head lights???"
"You know that little indestructable black box
that is used on planes...why can´t they make the
whole plane out of the same substance???"
"If all employees in a company are supposed to
think in the same direction,
why do you need more than one employee???"
" Why do people long for eternal life,
when they don´t even know
what to do, on a rainy sunday afternoon"
"The probability of someone watching you,
is proportional to the stupidity of your action"
"Tomorrow will be canceled,
due to lack of interest"
"It´s lucky you are going so slowly,
because you´re going in the
wrong direction"
" Why do they put Braille dots on
the keypad of ATM´s?"
Evaxx


