A man is sitting down to his Christmas dinner when there's a knock on the back door.
He answers it and after looking around,glances down and sees a snail on his step.
The snail says "Excuse me ,but could I have a glass of water please?"
The guy is not impressed and picks the snail up and throws him to the back of the garden.
Exactly a year late the guy is sitting down to his Christmas dinner again,again there is a knock at the door.
He once again opens the door and glancing down sees the snail again who says.........
"What did you do that for?"
He answers it and after looking around,glances down and sees a snail on his step.
The snail says "Excuse me ,but could I have a glass of water please?"
The guy is not impressed and picks the snail up and throws him to the back of the garden.
Exactly a year late the guy is sitting down to his Christmas dinner again,again there is a knock at the door.
He once again opens the door and glancing down sees the snail again who says.........
"What did you do that for?"


